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Joy Sitler - Not A Cello (Headphone Warning) [SHADOW]

from SpinTunes 20 Round 2 by Spintunes

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BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
I don’t play the violin
I’d rather chug a fifth of gin
I don’t play the viola
I’d rather choke on a Ricola
I don’t play the goddamned cello
Aw buddy hell no
I play the double bass
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS

It’s not a cello because you get like a sixth more range on the low end and you get a way more percussive sound in the high register and it always gets in the way when a cello wouldn’t 

I had to go car shopping with this damn thing and I had to choose a shitty little Mitsubishi hatchback because of this thing I would've probably bought a ford focus four door but the stupid bass wouldn’t have fit in it

And it’s always getting in my way at home and at gigs but at least the case is large enough that I could sleep in it when I would pull all nighters when I would practice in school.



So repeat after me. It’s not a fucking cello. It’s a mother fucking

BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS
BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS BASS

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from SpinTunes 20 Round 2, released April 4, 2023

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