You're so much better than me.

Tom, Tom, you are the bomb
Slide me some of that shit you’re on
You bring the noise, but not the dram

A Keep it cool, just like your mama

The dopest rhymes, the ill-est boasts
It’s why we all love you the most
You spread your flow from coast to coast
From post to post like colin Jost

You warm me up like a slice of toast
You’re wholesome like a bowl of oast
We’re family, like cosa nost
Ra Sicily IT’s plain to see

Nothing comes between you and me
Evidently what sets you free
And he and she and l’il ol’ me
You will agree is how you be

Dropping your rhymes incredibly
Making the world heed your decree
Like a maxi pad, you must stay free
To be the G you need to be

Hey man - you're one of the best.
Everyone else needs a bulletproof vest
for the rhyming couplets you always display
With a positive message you make someone's day

You're mind is like a viper - your brain doesn't rest
You're always picked first - don't need a screen test
You're Always Crazy - just like a fox.
people got you pegged then you think outta the box
just keep 'em guessing - you're a paradox
Everytin you do is unorthadox.





So now let me do you a favor
Tell you that you must never waver
Keep on bringing us the flava
You’re a savior never braver

You’re dope and phat and that is that
Your head shines so you wear a hat
Throw down the rhymes in nothing flat
And lean right back cool as a cat

You got the jokes and pokes and strokes
Bringing joy to us humble folks
Wrap us in laughs just like a cloak
Punch lines solid as an oak

Sucker MCs compared are really wack
You cut, they look hemophiliac
Bleeding like they had a heart attack
You eat ‘em up just like a snack

Al - I say you're much too kind
and now you've put me in a bind
For all the tunes you're the mastermind
with a few of my lyrics intertwined

We’re uncouth - unwise – unrefined
lets drop a beat and just unwind.

You're not a true rapper but it doesn't matter
One word from your mouth - other dudes are shattered
from your style and your grace and syncopated patter
they hear your dulcet tones, then they all scatter

Those suckers don’t know they’ve been played
They’re splayed and flayed by the beats you made
You blow up like a hand grenade
Your rhymes cut like a hunter’s blade

You played them like an old arcade
Cause you throw shade like a sylvan glade
And though they prayed send you away
You live to toast another day

That’s when you will come to collect
Cause you connect and are direct
Before you I will genuflect
And send you all my true respect



You're so much better than me.
Look inside you will see
You're Tonic for Middle C
You're so much better than me.

You're so much better than me.
So cool like a manatee
A warm breeze next to the sea
You're so much better than me.