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Phlub - Which Juan? [SHADOW]

from SpinTunes 22 Round 1 by Spintunes

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Ever live someplace where everyone is named Juan?
I did once.
Featuring the inimitable Mo on vocals!

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(Honey guess who I bumped into at Valley Motors?)
Jes’ca?
(No, not her. Juan!)
Which Juan? I know a lot of Juans!
(Why don’t you try to guess which Juan?)
Cause that’ll take forever?
(Nahh, you could make a song out of it…)
Well that sounds kinda fun!
(Okay!)

Is it Juan Melendez? (no)
Or Juan Hernandez? (no)
Or Juan Rodrigeuz? (no)
Or Juan Martinez? (no)
Or Juan Garcia? (no)
Or Juan Cabrera? (no)
Or Juan Johnson? (no)
Or Juan Motley? (no)
Is it Juan Yamamoto? (not that Juan!)
Or is it Juan Sangoyomi? (not that Juan!)
How many Juans, How many Juans,
How many Juans do we know?

(ooooh yeah, you play that banjo!)

( ah yeah, listen to that mandolin pickin!)

Juan who lives with Don? (not that Juan!)
Juan Quan from Taiwan (not that Juan!)
Juan who married Rhonda? (not that Juan)
The Mexican Juan? (no, that's John!)
Juan who mows the lawn? (not that Juan)
The Juan at Cash Pawn? (not that Juan)
Juan from Cinnabon? (not that Juan?)
The Juan on Channel One (yeah, that's the Juan!)

It’s that Juan on Channel One
He does the weather better than anyone
You'll see him every morning if your TV's on
It’s that Juan, that's the Juan!

It’s that Juan on Channel One
He does the weather better than anyone
You'll see him every morning if your TV's on
It’s that Juan, that's the Juan!

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from SpinTunes 22 Round 1, released March 12, 2024

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