Boffo Yux Dudes - What Ailes You (DQ)

from SpinTunes #13 - Round 1 by Spintunes

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This song is about our pal, Roger Ailes, former Fox News owner/head honcho, Trump supporter, and now dead celebrity. We just wanted to have him have a chat with Beelzabub. Now we have that opportunity for a fair and balanced reply. Enjoy.

NOTE: this song was disqualified because the celebrity's name was included in the title.

lyrics

What goes around comes around
Just deliver the news
Oh, deliver the news
And you’ve run the ship to ground
Deliver the news
Just deliver the news

You’ve messed with pundits and presidents
And now I wonder where my country went

Now were furious at the sound
When you deliver the news
Yes deliver the news

So fair and balanced so you say, you’re just another fox in the henhouse
You got a chance to say your piece though the words didn’t come from your mouth

You talked a lot, wouldn’t listen much
Won’t read the signs that say “Do Not Touch”
The spotlight is finally on you

Now the yelling will not stop
Just deliver the news
Oh, deliver the news
Set up the sides like a traffic cop
Deliver the news
Just deliver the news

Though they loved you and your plans
You did not care for the common man

And they still haven’t heard the other shoe drop
When you deliver the news
Yes deliver the news

You played your games behind the scenes, what did it finally get you?
A legacy of fear and hate, we all talk but nobody gets through.

You talked a lot, wouldn’t listen much
Won’t read the signs that say “Do Not Touch”
The spotlight is finally on you

So fair and balanced so you say, you’re just another fox in the henhouse
You got a chance to say your piece though the words didn’t come from your mouth

You talked a lot, wouldn’t listen much
Won’t read the signs that say “Do Not Touch”
The spotlight is finally on you

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Welcome, Roger. I hope you find the accommodations pleasing to you...
Oh Yeah! Look at all these women! It's going to be great!
Oh, no. You work for them...

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from SpinTunes #13 - Round 1, released July 10, 2017

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