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Chas Rock - The Show

from SpinTunes 18 Round 2 by Spintunes

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A song about the kind of guy that really feels himself at weddings, gets a little too loose on the dance floor, and the children that suffer the consequences.

lyrics

(Ladies and gentlemen, at this time the newlyweds would like to invite everybody to the dance floor)

Thank you for getting married and playing the dance hits
Clear out cause Daddy's gotta move
Throw his ass around

Toast to the happy couple but
Daddy has a pair of buns that are bouncing left and right
Piggies in a fight

Bang Bang Fingie Guns
Jacky, Khaki.
Pretty, huh?
Up, down,
Clap my cheeks
Applause from beneath my pleats
Get dangerous, I'm dangerous
This banger fucks and changes up
Did you come to see the show?

(oops)

Please don't cry baby
Daddy didn't mean to knee you in the temple
But it's a simple rule,
if you're at knee-height,
we don't play where?

That's right
Where Daddy goes to dance

You know that Daddy handles his liquor like water
Phone at the table
Daddy wants to be alone

Poppa gotta feel his feelings and he feels real sexy
He'll stop it dropping where concrete doth meet ass bone

(come on)

Please don't cry baby
Why'd you do it again?
Are you stupid from the first knee?
Why don't you join your mom
She's the one with her face hidden in her hands

'cause it's Daddy's turn to dance

Post all your silly videos
They'll make me famous
Blow me a kiss
I promise that I'll catch it low

Daddy isn't coming home

(End)

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from SpinTunes 18 Round 2, released October 18, 2021

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