Hanky Code - Secret Lair

from SpinTunes 19 Round 1 by Spintunes

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There’s a secret trap door
on the main floor
near the foyer
but instead let’s take the secret stairway
to the dungeon
it’s not a dungeon
it’s for laundry and some secret
luncheons that I host down there
don’t be scared
let me show you around my secret lair.

There’s a secret passage
at the back edge
of the kitchen,
it’s exactly like that other glitch in
that old board game
and the door frame
has some booby traps so just beware
and step with care
if you dare
while I show you around my secret lair

There’s a secret painting
with some eye holes
when the bell tolls
you will swear it seems like someone’s spying
yes they’re trying
it’s mortifying
and they’re messing up the secret wiring
I installed upstairs
but who cares?
Let me show you around my secret lair.

Welcome to my secret lair.

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from SpinTunes 19 Round 1, released March 21, 2022

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