Name: Piano opportunity
Duration: P00H03M25S
Description: There are so many online courses promising success with guitar, piano, etc. that offer an initial free lesson then descend into quite blatant high pressure marketing techniques. Here's a song that shows some of these are just Ponzi schemes for gullible wannabe musicians. They offer false opportunities.

Roddy - Piano opportunity

from SpinTunes 20 Round 1 by Spintunes

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There are so many online courses promising success with guitar, piano, etc. that offer an initial free lesson then descend into quite blatant high pressure marketing techniques. Here's a song that shows some of these are just Ponzi schemes for gullible wannabe musicians. They offer false opportunities.

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Thanks for subscribing to my channel
Glad you put your faith in me
You’ll learn to make money playing the piano
It’s a surefire certainty

There’s just a few days left to get my pdf
What have you got to lose?
Hot off the press, your key to success
It’s an offer you can’t refuse

Don’t you worry, no not at all
I won’t make it hard
You can use any credit card
Or old PayPal

Then you can make money playing the piano
In this online community
Where people like you can learn to become
People like me

Join the webinar coming soon
Hurry, only a few days to go
For a small fee you could see me on Zoom
Just click the link below

Don’t forget the like button

Then you can make money playing the piano
Here’s the method I prescribe
You get yourself a YouTube channel
Persuade the gullible to subscribe

Tell them they can make money playing the piano
Spread your message every day
Remember you’ll only make money playing the piano
If you get those suckers to pay

What a special opportunity
Maybe a bit less for you
But more for me

Them’s the breaks

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from SpinTunes 20 Round 1, released March 21, 2023

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