Keen Observer - P.O.S.

from SpinTunes 17 Round 1 by Spintunes

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lyrics

Hey my name's stinky
I'm dark brown like I'm inky
Thrice as long as your pinky
Could be fun if you're kinky

I'm a turd, what's the word
Call me guano when I'm from a bird
On the floor of the chicken coop
Call me dung or call me poop

Don't be mean and don't be fickle
Ice cold, now I'm poopsicle
Push it down, spin me round
Gush of water, you flush me down

Take a trip to the loo
Don't be shy it's only poo
Nothing can hold me back
From the hole within the crack

I'm a piece of shit!
I'm a piece of shit!

I decompose and fertilize
In the pasture drawing flies
I'm the one plants love the most
Break me down, I'm good compost

Coffee make me bust a move
Fiber makes me nice and smooth
Laxatives accelerate
That primal urge to defecate

Number two means I'm the sequel
Extra brown and extra fecal
I don't care what you heard
Shit is not a dirty word

Come on chart me on the Bristol
If I'm a bullet your butt's a pistol
There's not much left to introduce
Here's a namedrop, I'm the deuce

I'm a piece of shit!
I'm a piece of shit!

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from SpinTunes 17 Round 1, released March 15, 2021

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