<DAVE ROUND 1>
I’m a father of three little 'mini me's
I'm Proud of 'em all but let’s let two of 'em be
and talk about you, Tim -- What can I say?
I’ll stick to what’s true cause I made you that way
I mean, you’re nice. No—really—you’re nice
I made your mama have twins 'cause I wanted you twice.
You’re emotive—you’re in touch with your feels
Don’t be embarrassed about it, I’m just keeping it real,
I could say it again, we all know it’s true
When the honeys need comfort their boyfriends tell em be with you
I don’t know how you do it without being smug
I saw a girl drive across town — just to get a hug
There at the game store
I saw your fame, boy
The honeys cling to you just like white on rice
Hell, You *must* comfy, 'cause DAMMIT! You’re NICE!

<TIM ROUND 1>
Your rap was nice, and good things come in threes,
So I’m glad you got to experience the birds and the bees,
You said you’re keeping it real? Well I’m keeping it tight,
You’re the one who taught me how to be so chuffing polite,
And all the ladies have to ask “How’d you get so rad?”
I tell 'em how I got my skills from my incredible Dad,
You give me more credit than I think I’m worth,
How about we move along to your second verse?

<DAVE ROUND 2>
That's enough about me, let's look at your talents
When they're all laid out it'll tip the balance
You're no stranger to music and the SpinTunes world
(and those trumpet-playin' lips might explain the girls)
In academic circles you've gone farther than me
You got the paper to prove it, with your art degree
But forget the credentials, it's your skills that are graphic
If you put em on a billboard they'd stop all the traffic
You write your own games, you're the Gameboy Kid
And you never lose The Game, like Spin just did.
And your vocal skills--? I'm not tryin' to be braggy
But you'll get a Scooby Snack if you hit me with some Shaggy

<TIM ROUND 2>
Like zoinks man! That would really hit the spot!
Like your home cooked meals that you make in a pot.
As for my knowledge of music, well, I guess that’s true,
But like that drug commercial “I LEARNED FROM WATCHING YOU”,
I know I could show off with my fancy degree
But I’m a few years off from being “smartest Leigh”
It’s one thing to stop a car dead in the road,
I could never create the things you make with code.
You're a wizard with games, video or board,
Forget dungeon master, you’re the Dungeon Lord,
You used to read me stories that had funny voices too,
So you can’t give all the credit to Scooby Dooby Doo.