Let’s have lunch at The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar

I’ll just have some salad,
Cuz I don’t wanna get fat, when
We have lunch at
The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar

Just a plate of lettuce, since
I’m just having salad,
Cuz I don’t wanna get fat, when
We have lunch at
The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar

I’ll add a few tomatoes
Atop my plate of lettuce, since
I’m just having salad
Cuz I don’t wanna get fat, when
We have lunch at
The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar

Cucumbers are good for you
Along with those tomatoes
Atop my plate of lettuce, since
I’m just having salad
Cuz I don’t wanna get fat, when
We have lunch at
The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar

Broccoli and cauliflower-those are healthy foods
And cucumbers are good for you
Along with those tomatoes
Atop my plate of lettuce, since
I’m just having salad
Cuz I don’t wanna get fat, when
We have lunch at
The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar

A couple garlic croutons shouldn’t mess my diet up, along with
Broccoli and cauliflower-those are healthy foods!
And cucumbers are good for you
Along with those tomatoes
Atop my plate of lettuce, since
I’m just having salad
Cuz I don’t wanna get fat, when
We have lunch at
The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar

A pinch of shredded cheese for flavor and
A couple garlic croutons shouldn’t mess my diet up, along with
Broccoli and cauliflower-those are healthy foods!
And cucumbers are good for you
Along with those tomatoes
Atop my plate of lettuce, since
I’m just having salad
Cuz I don’t wanna get fat, when
We have lunch at
The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar

Then a few bits of ham to savor, with
Some shredded cheese for flavor, and
A couple garlic croutons shouldn’t mess my diet up, along with
Broccoli and cauliflower-those are healthy foods!
And cucumbers are good for you
Along with those tomatoes
Atop my plate of lettuce, since
I’m just having salad
Cuz I don’t wanna get fat, when
We have lunch at
The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar

Ranch dressing next!
On my
Bits of ham to savor, with
Some shredded cheese for flavor, and
A couple garlic croutons shouldn’t mess my diet up, along with
Broccoli and cauliflower-those are healthy foods!
And cucumbers are good for you
Along with those tomatoes
Atop my plate of lettuce, since
I’m just having salad
Cuz I don’t wanna get fat, when
We have lunch at
The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar

That prime rib table’s real close by
I’ll just have one small slice
Ranch dressing next!
On my
Bits of ham to savor, with
Some shredded cheese for flavor, and
A couple garlic croutons shouldn’t mess my diet up, along with
Broccoli and cauliflower-those are healthy foods!
And cucumbers are good for you
Along with those tomatoes
Atop my plate of lettuce, since
I’m just having salad
Cuz I don’t wanna get fat, when
We have lunch at
The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar

I’ll need some mashed potatoes
With gravy over all
Since that prime rib table’s real close by
I’ll just have one small slice
Ranch dressing next!
On my
Bits of ham to savor, with
Some shredded cheese for flavor, and
A couple garlic croutons shouldn’t mess my diet up, along with
Broccoli and cauliflower-those are healthy foods!
And cucumbers are good for you
Along with those tomatoes
Atop my plate of lettuce, since
I’m just having salad
Cuz I don’t wanna get fat, when
We have lunch at
The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar

I’ll finish up with chocolate cake, and ice cream on the side
Since I’ve been eating healthy I deserve a small reward
I just took mashed potatoes, with gravy over all
That prime rib table’s real close by
I’ll just have one small slice
Ranch dressing next!
On my
Bits of ham to savor, with
Some shredded cheese for flavor, and
A couple garlic croutons shouldn’t mess my diet up, along with
Broccoli and cauliflower-those are healthy foods!
And cucumbers are good for you
Along with those tomatoes
Atop my plate of lettuce, since
I’m just having salad
Cuz I don’t wanna get fat, when
We have lunch at
The Country Kitchen self-serve salad bar


I don’t get why I’m still fat- I only had a salad!
At the country kitchen self serve salad bar!

Maybe I eat too much lettuce...