V1

Jehovah's witnesses came by today
I told them to go pound sand
I'm living here in happy sin
Door-to-door salvation's not my plan

Next up some girl scout charlatans
tried to squeeze inside my door
I took all those heroin cookies
And I threw them out on the floor

PCH E F# E F#

What doesn't kill us makes us weaker
When life knocks you down stay down
So if you come by hanging round my door
I'll pretend that I'm not around

CH

If opportunity comes by knockin'
Tell them I'm not in
I'm hiding out in my bedroom
New stranger things at ten

up on 11th G#, F#, E, D#

I once had the chance
To be the greatest star
Play sold out shows
and drive fancy cars

open E, F#

I froze up and ran that day
So when opportunity knocks I say
Just go away

V2

Next my neighbor came by banging
Asking me to return his drill
I told him to go take a jump in a lake
and the fax me over the bill

Then my wife and kids were yelling
saying the house was ablaze
I knew they were trying to trick me again
so I ignored them the growing haze

PCH

What doesn't kill us makes us weaker
When life knocks you down stay down
So if you come by hanging round my door
I'll pretend that I'm not around

CH

If opportunity comes a knockin'
Tell them I'm not in
I'm hiding out in my bedroom
New stranger things at ten

I once had the chance
To be the greatest star
Play sold out shows
and drive fancy cars

I froze up and ran that day
So when opportunity knocks I say
Just go away

V3

Now I'm in the severe burn ward
they grafted my leg onto my face
the nurse said "you Take your meds!"
I said, "get out of my personal space"

At least I think that I told her
with my new leg-face, I can't see
So if there's any lesson to take away
If you come knocking, I'm gonna ask you to

leave~

[[solo?]]

CH

If opportunity comes a knockin'
Tell them I'm not in
I'm hiding out in my bedroom
New stranger things at ten

I once had the chance
To be the greatest star
Play sold out shows
and drive fancy cars

I froze up and ran that day
So when opportunity knocks I say
Just go away

Outro

[[Pizza delivery]] /just go away
[[Birthday Singer]] /just go away
[[Amazon package]] /just go away
[[Your Mom's Ashes]]/ just go away~!