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Jocko Homomorphism - John Goodman's Crowbar

from SpinTunes #16 Round 1 by Spintunes

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(based on the crowbar scene from The Big Lebowski)

John Goodman who was Gordon Goodmans brother was one day a bowling ally. He got a call from the Dude that said that a kid was stolen his car and aksed him for help so he went.

John Goodman got his Donny shut up and wet with the Dude to go out to the trunk of the car where he left his crowbar and censored dialogue because he was on TV. John Goodman smashed a windshield and did a backflip and landed.

"This is what you get when you find a stranger in the Alps!" John Goodman yelled at the top of lungs.

to be continued..?

lyrics

Stole the Dude's car
and the ransom cash
Took a joy ride last night
too bad he didn't crash
Now we're here so the big
Lebowski will get his way

Track that kid down
what a little jerk
But we got his name off
a piece of his homework
Now that punk Larry kid
is gonna have hell to pay

See what you get?
See what you get?
See what you get?

See what you get?
See what you get?
See what you get?

Walter, what are you doing?

See that Corvette
out on your front lawn
Do you think I'm stupid
like my buddy Don?
When you stole all our dough
you bought that car for the cred

I'm a soldier
fought the Viet Kong
Think you'll stone wall me?
Well you'll crack before too long
There's a kidnapper, son
that nihilist wants your head

See what you get?
See what you get?
See what you get?

See what you get?
See what you get?
See what you get?

Walter, what are you doing?

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps
This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs

Hey, what are you doing?
I just bought that thing last week!

You kill my car?
You kill my car?
I kill your car!

You kill my car?
You kill my car?
I kill your car!

Hey man, that's ... that's not his car

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from SpinTunes #16 Round 1, released February 2, 2020

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