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Sober - Cheap Wine and Expensive Beer

from SpinTunes 21 Round 3 by Spintunes

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Cheap wine, expensive beer. I've been thinking about this comparison/juxtaposition for a long time. Probably too long, which is why this song devolves quickly into introspection and equivocation. In the end, I suppose the idea is that beer and wine each have a spectrum of stereotypical cheap/expensive consumer. I imagine most folks on one end of the price spectrum for one product are at the same end for the other. I've been poor most of my adult life, and beer was always a luxury purchase, so I'd want it to be special. Wine was functional; a bottle of Two Buck Chuck would get the job done, and I'd make rent at the end of the week. All of this breaks down by the end of the song though, as people are complicated, contradictory. The other "disconnect" facet of this song is the straight-ahead country drinking song chorus against navel-gazey verses.

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Life’s too short to drink cheap beer
Whiskey dark and moonshine clear
But I never saw a reason why
I should spend a lot on wine


Once upon a time it was fightin words to call a man a hipster
Little mustache and suspenders
But nowadays the IPAs and red wings don’t really mean a thing
And maybe never did
Not sayin’ you can’t enjoy a PBR
That don’t tell the world who you are


From hannaford to HEB I've looked at wine and i cant see the difference
In the top and bottom shelves
And it seems to me the ABV’s enough to round the edges off
Isn’t that the point of all this fuss
It shouldn’t cost a fortune to cut loose
In the end it’s just rotten juice


Well I’m happy that you’re happy for your nephew who just moved off to Napa
And became a sommelier
And it ain’t my meaning to be mean to folks who like a Miller or a Lonestar
To make ‘em feel ok
If it seems I’m not consistent in my thoughts
You oughta see the silly drinks I’ve bought
A man has got to have a code I’m told
And violate it more as he gets old

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from SpinTunes 21 Round 3, released October 9, 2023

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