Jerkatorium - Center Square

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The celebrity this song is about is: Paul Lynde.
We've got something of a bio-page for our song, with some nice annotated lyrics.
genius.com/Jerkatorium-center-square-lyrics

lyrics

VERSE 1
I'm the center square
handsome and debonair
they all love me, when I play the clown
It starts with a smile and a wink
and then I start to drink
I got dressed up, just to dress you down

CHORUS
In teh center square
each night you'll find me there
I'm a man trapped in a box
Without the center square
this show’s a dull affair
housewives love that kinky talk

VERSE 2
So much fan mail for
this confirmed bachelor
people love it when I lisp and flounce
Everybody knows
and yes I let it show
just can't say it, or let it get around

CHORUS

BRIDGE
Everyone loves watchin' me
until I get some scotch in me
Then everyone's a target,
friend or foe the same
Kicking ass and taking names
in the alco-hall of fame
then next day I'm back
on this stupid tic tac toe game

CHORUS

credits

from SpinTune #13 - Round 1, released July 10, 2017

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