Megalodon - 49 Ways (SHADOW)

from SpinTunes #14 Round 2 by Spintunes

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This is a Shadow entry from Megalodon.

It ended up more parody than prequel.

February 7th 1976 50 Ways to leave Your Lover went to #1 on the US Billboard Chart

This is a Prequel to that song.

lyrics

49 Ways

Verse to Sara

“Your issue is you think too much” I said to her
You must go into action for anything to occur
I can guide you to a happy place, as it were
There’s like 49 ways to land a dude

You got wits and looks and smarts taboot
I’ll help you with your new pursuit
Just a little nerve to get this seed to fruit
There’s like 49 ways to land a dude

Jump on the ___ Maude
Suck on the ___ Vicky
Touch his _____ Venus
Just show him your ____ Brits
Caress his _____ Gilly
Let’m grab your ____ Cass
Give’m a taste of ____ Bunny
It’s all about ___ Becks

Verse to Bruce

“You have the same issue as your roomate” I told him
You have to be bold, you can’t just go to the gym
Be a little crazy , do something on a whim
There’s like 49 ways to land a dude

You’re stylish and fit with exquisite taste
You’ve got the body you’ve got the face
Your success has given you time to waste
There’s like 49 ways to land a dude

Jump on his ____ Jaque
Touch his _____ Rick
Suck on the _______ _______ at the truck’n dock
Caress his _______ Rahls
Just show him your _______ Genius
Let him grab your _______ Mork
Give him a taste of ______ Sherm
It's all about a good _______ Chuck

Caress his _____ Gilly
Give him a taste of ______ Sherm
Let’m grab your ____ Cass
It's all about a good _______ Chuck

credits

from SpinTunes #14 Round 2, released April 23, 2018

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