Name: 2023 Valley Motors Tesla Cybertruck Promo
Duration: P00H02M30S
Description: No matter what they're selling, advertisers make the opportunity to try their product sound like the BEST THING EVER. I grew up in the Tennessee Valley and my wife grew up in a small town in southwestern Virginia and so this song is an homage to the truck commercials of our youth.

Phlub - 2023 Valley Motors Tesla Cybertruck Promo

from SpinTunes 20 Round 1 by Spintunes

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No matter what they're selling, advertisers make the opportunity to try their product sound like the BEST THING EVER. I grew up in the Tennessee Valley and my wife grew up in a small town in southwestern Virginia and so this song is an homage to the truck commercials of our youth.

lyrics

30X cold rolled stainless steel
this ain't your papaw's automobile
800 horsepower drivin them wheels
looks like science fiction but i swear that it's real
Its all electric engine hauls stuff like a barge
It'll go five hundred miles on a single charge
Cutting edge design like a low res poly
This kind of innovation got me saying good golly!

if you're looking for a deal then i guess you're in luck
come down to Valley Motors buy a cybertruck
we are running a sale that'll save you a buck
come down to Valley Motors buy a cybertruck

Storage in the front big cap in the back
Once you go Tesla there's no going back
It's air suspension guarantees a smooth ride
With it's integrated touch screen controls inside
First in class performance got me flippin my lid
If all of y'all bought one it might crash the powergrid
With its rugged body and its die cast chassis
The brand new cybertruck kicks all kinds of [beep]

It's not every day you get the opportunity to be on the cutting edge of automotive design and innovation. Here at Valley Motor we're the only authorized Cybertruck dealer in East Tennessee, so come on in and take one for a test drive today!

If you're looking for a deal then i guess you're in luck
come down to Valley Motor buy a cybertruck
We are running a sale that'll save you a buck
come down to valley motor

This is Jessica, your chief saleslady at Valley Motors. Do you wanna cyber? Well Valley Motors in East Tennessee has you covered! We've got the brand new 2023 Cybertruck and all other Tesla models like the model 3, model S, and models X Y and Z! We offer extended warranties on all our models for the first two years or 15000 miles, so all our customers just KNOW they're in good hands. It's truck month, so all new Cybertrucks get zero down payment and ZERO APR for the first twelve months.You wont find these deals ANYWHERE else,and the clock is ticking so you DO NOT wanna miss out on this great opportunity. So this is Jessica reminding YOU to come on down to Valley Motors on the turnpike for a test drive today!

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from SpinTunes 20 Round 1, released March 21, 2023

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