Name: SHADOW: Lazy Bitch
Duration: P00H02M38S
Description: Pet: Clyde is a female bearded dragon

PigFarmer Jr - SHADOW: Lazy Bitch

from SpinTunes #14 Round 1 by Spintunes

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Pet: Clyde is a female bearded dragon

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Well, Clyde is a lazy bitch
She just lies around all damn day
She acts like she can't hear a word I ever say

Clyde won't ever clean her room
She won't sweep the floors or wash a dish
She'll just lie around like a bump on a stick

I swear she wouldn't blink an eye
With a cricket sitting on her head
But she might wink and take a nap instead

She's always lying underneath that lamp
But she never gets a shade darker tan
She'll never look me straight in the eyes
Hell, I don't even think she can

Yeah, Clyde is a lazy bitch
She just lies around all damn day
She acts like she can't hear a word I say

Clyde can give you the silent treatment
She won't even dare to complain
Sh won't even answer when you call her name

I don't care what you think about her
She'll always be a friend of mine
But it'd be nice if she would pay the rent just one time

Clyde is a lazy bitch....

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from SpinTunes #14 Round 1, released April 9, 2018

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